THE COMPLETELY FICTIONAL FILES

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A COVER STORY.

Four familiar faces. Four ridiculous exclusives. Not a word of scandal true.

60! STILL CAUSING A SCENE!

Birthday queen turns back the clock. The eighties want their glamour back!

Secret headband empire exposed. The dance floor may never recover.

Man holds pose so long, imaginary wax museum makes an offer.

Leanne appointed head of sparkle. Disco ball fears for its job.