
FICTIONAL EXCLUSIVE
RED HANDED!
Secret headband empire exposed. The dance floor may never recover.
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Penny turns back the clock. The eighties want their glamour back!
Big hair. Bigger headlines. One fabulous birthday girl. Our completely imaginary investigation starts here.
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Secret headband empire exposed. The dance floor may never recover.
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Man holds pose so long, imaginary wax museum makes an offer.
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Leanne appointed head of sparkle. Disco ball fears for its job.
Read Leanne’s scandal →Saturday 24 October 2026 • 7pm UK time
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